|The dark side is getting darker and darker! The Earth hasn`t something like this, I think. Okay - dark sides a lot, but from time to time the sun shines even there. But here? Eternal darkness, as far as you can see. And that´s not a lot.
|Someone brought a flashlight?! Silly idea, visiting the dark side of the moon without a flashlight. What´s this? Oh, I´m sorry! Look where you´re hanging around, you stupid painting!
|Holy Picasso! Someone has been here before! They´re using the dark side, so nobody can see what they´re up to. I would´nt bet my last pigment for it might be something good. The moon is definitely too close to earth. Let´s get off of here!